Commercial Break: Get absolutely EVERYTHING you want, simply, with a Vision Board
Look people, there’s only one way any of us are going to haul our way out of this crappy recession – and as this ad explains, it won’t be through believing in magical wizards, wishing on stars or rubbing a magic lantern.
Folks, it’s time to cut out the bullshit and invest in a Vision Board. They’re simple to use – just create images and words that reflect your hopes and dreams, stick them on your Vision Board then put it on a wall where you can see it. Pretty soon those dreams WILL come true!
Your hopes and dreams could be literally anything – a trip to Hackney, a secret third nipple or a private ride around Aintree racecourse on Iggy Pop’s leathery back. They’re YOUR dreams – you can make them happen. But only with a Vision Board.
Better still, it’ll cost you just $39.90 plus shipping and handling direct from the USA (you didn’t think this shit was UK-based did you?) How can you go wrong? You can’t! You just can’t! Look - it’s a Vision Board!