Commercial Break: George Clooney is dead
Actor and man George Clooney has died. He was aged somewhere between 30 and 55 and perished when a piano fell on his head in Paris.
The actor and man had just purchased a coffee machine and was believed to be heading back to his luxury hotel in order to modify it by sticking googly eyes on it.
Footage (below) has just been released of Clooney as he settles into his new home, in Heaven. He is believed to have taken his new coffee machine with him. The piano was destroyed in the incident.