Commercial Break: Eyes of the drug tiger
In case you haven’t seen it yet, here’s the government’s new ad explaining how you’ll get nicked if you drive while on drugs. If you didn’t see it, why? It was on during Corrie, which is the number one show in the country.
So where were YOU when it was on? Out in the car with your mates, addled right out of your noodles on half a gram of todge dust, juvenile clink snow or steam-fried bollock dots? You were weren’t you, you fugging drugging idiot.
One question though – at what point do the eyes of the standard drug driver expand and fill up his face as seen here? Is it when he turns the ignition key? And does it only happen while driving? Do they contract and go back to normal once he’s parked up successfully and stepped out of the car? Why doesn't he avoid detection by driving in shades, like Bono, or Stevie Wonder? We demand to know.