Commercial Break: Dita von Teats
Must have been a tough day for the creative’s working on this new Perrier campaign.
CREATIVE 1: “Right lads, what can we do to get the punters buying our fizzy water?”
CREATIVE 2: “Hmm, get some bird to pour it all down her tits?”
CREATIVE 1: “Not bad son. Who’s availalable?”
CREATIVE 2: “There's burlesque star Dita Von Teese. She's not really that attractive but I reckon it's the sort of thing she'd be well up for.”
CREATIVE 1: “Brilliant. Get it signed off and we can all go down a fucking sushi bar or something.”