Commercial Break: Chuck Norris is 69 and he will still kick your ass
Here’s some news – Chuck Norris is 69 years of age today. We KNOW the first thing that came into your head when you read that fact. It was “69 eh? Hmm, I could probably take him.” You’re wrong – you wouldn’t stand a chance.
Here’s Chuck in an ad from when he was just 67, dealing with a couple of assholes who dared to mock him on their website. They should have remembered that there is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Happy birthday tough guy – and don’t bother wasting your time and energy blowing out the candles on your cake; just stare at ‘em, but not too much or they'll melt.