Commercial Break: Beckham's pimping the wrong liquid
It’s probably almost a decade since he did anything notable on a football pitch, but David Beckham will not be stopped when it comes to establishing himself as a global brand.
Here he is furrowing his brow and running about while looking like a complete cock in an attempt to flog bottles of his new liquid stink ‘Homme’. What a bell-end.
By way of a comparison, here’s another England legend, Bobby Moore, plugging a very different product/service – the pub. That’s more like it.