Commercial Break: Because you're NOT actually worthless scum...

29 May 2009

If there’s one thing that haunts all of us here at Bitterwallet, it’s a rampaging sense of worthlessness. We shuffle around the BW HQ staring at the floor, plagued by the angry voices in our heads telling us we’re useless, hopeless failures. It’s tough.

But we think we’ve seen a chink of light in the unending cloud of doom that cloaks our shoulders. It’s this – the ‘Cheers To You!’ CD from The Good Cheer Company. There’s eight tracks (yes, that many) of cheering, motivational phrases and applause that Kurt Cobain could probably have done with instead of a bag of junk and a big gun.

It’s so impressive that it’s even been featured on the Ellen DeGeneres show, although that might have seen the host mocking it before snapping it over her knee – we’re just guessing of course.

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3 comments

  • Jamie
    Holy Moly! Kill, maim, destroy then kill again.
  • Nobby
    > If there’s one thing that haunts all of us here at Bitterwallet, it’s a rampaging sense of worthlessness. And rightly so. :-)
  • Ten B.
    [...] for yooouuuuu! The $24.95 self-help CD that will cheer in your ear, you downtrodden idiot [...]

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