Commercial Break: Barely-clothed girl rolling around in fruit. Approach with caution
CONSUMER WARNING: This advert for Bud Light features almost a whole minute of footage of a scantily-clad young woman (Arianny Celeste it says here) writhing around in a pile of limes while making a series of saucy, innuendo-laden comments to the camera. At one point she reveals a carefully-positioned tattoo on her hip/upper thigh.
Hang on, that’s not the warning. The warning is that at about 40 seconds, right out of nowhere, a couple of semi-naked blokes appear, doing some kind of homoerotic kickboxing. It’ll put you right off your stroke.