Commercial Break: Barely-clothed girl rolling around in fruit. Approach with caution

17 June 2011

CONSUMER WARNING: This advert for Bud Light features almost a whole minute of footage of a scantily-clad young woman (Arianny Celeste it says here) writhing around in a pile of limes while making a series of saucy, innuendo-laden comments to the camera. At one point she reveals a carefully-positioned tattoo on her hip/upper thigh.

Hang on, that’s not the warning. The warning is that at about 40 seconds, right out of nowhere, a couple of semi-naked blokes appear, doing some kind of homoerotic kickboxing. It’ll put you right off your stroke.


  • The B.
    Reminds me of Bill Hicks, not the bird obv, the rant on sexuality in advertising, especially "this bud's for you", Juicy Fruit need to get in on the action.
  • eddiex
    Pity they don't do Bud Lite Banana.
  • PokeHerPete
    Luckily I got my stroke in within the 40 seconds. Take that!

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