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It’s St. Patrick’s Day on Saturday and as a teaser for the sort of thing that might go on, here’s what Americans think an ‘Irishman’ looks like, singing When Irish Eyes Are Smiling. Except, oh no, the eyes aren’t smiling – they’re singing as well.

It’s a simple yet faintly terrifying idea and will enhance your St. Patrick’s Day boozing experience in no way, shape or form whatsoever – unless you’ll be spending the day imbibing meths because you can’t afford Guinness or Murphy’s.


  • Boris
    Drinking problem joke redux: Hey Paddy do you have a drinking problem? Yes Patrick; three mouths and only two hands.
  • Hugh J.
    I bet he gives great blowjobs.

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