Commercial Break: And then a hero comes along...
Attention citizens! There’s a new gold-buying man jostling for position in the already-bulging gold-buying market… and he wants to give you money… for your gold. Better still… he’s a superhero!
Here’s GoldBuyerMan (hell of an original name) coming to the aid of the woman who used to work in the reception of the Travel Tavern where Alan Partridge used to live a few years ago.
We’re guessing that she was sacked following this outburst against Alan and has fallen on hard times, so much so that she has had to resort to selling off all of her broken and unwanted gold. Shame.
Luckily GoldBuyerMan has pitched up in his, erm, clapped-out old Ford, and is analysing her gold with his X-ray vision before giving her a price that we’re CERTAIN is fair and in keeping with the current market rate.
After all, he’s a superhero and not just another shady crook looking to make a few quid at the expense of those who have been royally fucked by the recession.
Thank you GoldBuyerMan! We love you GoldBuyerMan!