Commercial Break: All hail the Pocket Chair!
According to some more statistics that we just pulled out of our back pyjama area, thousands of people die every year purely because they can’t find anywhere to sit down. They either become distressed or their legs seize up and they die. It’s sad but true.
Millions of lives will now be saved and society enhanced forever thanks to the Pocket Chair. It doesn’t matter where you are, as long as you’ve got this (admittedly tiny) item about your person, you’ll always be able to rest your arse somewhere.
See the evidence in the ad for it - Gail S describes the Pocket Chair as ‘a life saver’ – something which almost certainly backs up our stats. And don’t get us started on the fun that could be had at a Pocket Chair party….