Commercial Break: A new low for humanity
The Snuggie is all well and good – hell, we’re all wearing them here in BW HQ right now, but the problem is that it’s a bit... well... blankety.
Perhaps THIS is what we need – the Forever Lazy. Just listen to that name – there’s no attempting to fool anybody at all with this garment. If you don’t ever want to get up out of your chair ever again, this is the one for you.
Essentially, it’s an adult romper suit. Sure, there’s probably ‘specialist’ websites where you can buy stuff like this, but it’s gone overground now. All this thing needs is a small flap where you can plug your catheter in and you’re sorted for life.
Human beings eh? Fucking load of old scum really when you think about it.