Commercial Break: A Brighter Future For America?

We try to stay politically impartial here at Bitterwallet - unless someone mentions those f***ers the Whigs. Oh, don't get us started on them Whigs!

Anyway, America stands at a major political crossroads right now. Down one path is a dying man aided by a pig-ignorant lipsticked MILF, down the other is a dying man whose life will probably be terminated by deranged extremists solely because of the colour of his skin. Trust us, we've seen it all played out on 24.

So, our considered advice to our American friends is to hide under your beds, pretend none of it is actually happening... and VOTE JFK!

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