Commercial Break: A bib. For grown ups. This is the end of days.

12 April 2011

Sadly, the babyfication (yes it IS a word) of grown-up adult humans is showing no sign of abating. We’re already infested by the 21st century horror show that is the Forever Lazy adult romper suit, and now here comes the adult human bib. Yes… the bib.

It’s commercially know as the Slobstopper, but let’s not pull any punches here – it’s a bib for giant babies, and the advertisers even suggest you wear the frigging thing in public. Oh, and pay lots of dollars to get it in the first place.

If we saw someone eating in their car with a napkin tucked into the top of their shirt, you’d probably think they were being overly cautious but would quietly admire the care that they were taking. If you saw the same person sporting a Slobstopper, no one could blame you if you doused their vehicle in kerosene and sent the bastard to hell in a righteous ball of flames.

3 comments

  • BJ L.
    Actually, this is a very good idea. It will stop my chick dribbling my man juice over the car seats.
  • blagga
    Tish and fipsy, Mr. Dawson. I'm such a messy eater, I frequently find spaghetti sauce on the back of my head. I've been highlighting the gap in the market for an adult pelican bib for many years now, and see this is a distinct step in the right direction.
  • Adult P.
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