Commemorative royal wedding sick bags for all!
Not exactly thrilled at a blueblood sticking his dead mother's ring on the finger of the richest 'commoner' in Britain (footballers notwithstanding)?
Sure, we get a day off work which is all well and good... but there's a palpable sense of everyone being expected to be pleased about this wholly pointless event. That said, the slightly balding royal has managed to pick someone with cracking legs, which is more than can be said about Prince Charles' marriage to Rod Hull.
Anyway, if the whole thing fills you with a deep, stomach rotting nausea, you might be interested in these Royal wedding sick bags.
They're actually quite suave for a sick bag. Screen printed and designed by some scamp called Lydia Leith and shipping worldwide, these sarcastic paper bags will cost you £3 a pop and all orders will be guaranteed before 29th April.
Buy 'em here. Or, if you prefer, just buy a plain white plate and write "shower of cunts" on in black permanent marker. Entirely up to you.