Clean up your act - here come the cinema ninjas!
Going to the cinema can be a colossal pain in the arse, what with all the other people and their diabolical behaviour. Talking, using their mobiles, kicking up a fuss when you try and dip your finger in their hot cheese, it’s enough to make you want to stop going to the cinema altogether, once your banning order over the hot cheese incident has lapsed.
But good behaviour could be returning to London’s Prince Charles Cinema if their new ‘cinema ninjas’ have anything to do with. In what is blatantly a publicity stunt, volunteers at the cinema are dressing up in black body suits and creeping around the auditorium, helping maintain order and keeping the hot cheese where it should be.