Commercial Break: Can someone check on Envirophone? We think they might be ill

Something odd has happened at Envirophone – they’ve either hooked up with a more ‘experimental’ advertising agency or they need to get their HQ tested for a carbon monoxide leak ASAP.

The usual affable Cockney character is still present and correct but he seems to have cloned himself and headed up to the top of a snow-capped mountain with his freshly-hatched gang of replicas.

Oh, and they’re singing some kind of weird song which is sort of like what the Champions League theme would sound like if Kraftwerk were put in charge of it. It doesn’t seem to make any sense at all, and for that reason, we’re giving it a BIG BITTERWALLET THUMBS UP!


  • Marky M.
    Fat London fist magnet bastard. I'd never use that company if they were the last one on earth.
  • Brad
    Have you seen the other ones where hes a monkey or a computer game of some such bollocks as well?
  • Brizoh
    I don't think it would be possible for me to tire of punching that fucker in the face. Wonga this, you fat cretin! *smack*
  • Steve
    I take it BW's dictionary gives a different definition of "affable" to every body else's. Just like it does with "avid".
  • qwertyuiop
    It's still several times better than that piece of shit offering from Mazuma. Honestly, their jingle rhymed at Christmas and that one was bad enough, now their latest one just sucks wrinkly old pensioner cock, receiving a mouthful of cheese to go with it!
  • qwertyuiop
    "Mazuma, Mazuma what you waiting for?" I'll tell you what I'm fucking waiting for - you to offer better prices for mobiles and for those fucking shite cartoon mobiles to fuck off.
  • Russell
    They should have kept the camp "Coooooool!" guy instead of Wongaman!
  • me
    i used to work there, never go there!!!!

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