Breastmilk lollipops anyone?

breastfeeding A company in America have decided, for some reason, to launch breast milk-flavoured lollipop.

The dodgily named Lollyphile company has created the lollipops to be enjoyed by all, even though it is clear that only a psychopath would actively seek these out.

There's a catch though, boob fans. Rather than using actual breast milk, company founder Jason Darling decided to capture the "satisfying flavour" by other means. Darling decided that friends' babies were instantly calmed by boob batter and decided to recreate it containing 'hints of sweet almond with a creamy base'.

He said: "People either think it's hilarious, neat, or gross. To the latter I ask: why is human milk gross but cow milk isn't?"

By that reasoning, cannibalism is also fine, because we eat cow meat.

According to The Lollyphile website: "These lollipops won't bring back childhood memory; they'll bring up animal instinct. Quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavour of all time."

They'll cost you £6.39 for four.


  • John K.
    Nothing wrong with breast milk. The author's reference to canabalism is pretty stupid.
  • Billybobjimbob
    @ John K And you sound like a weirdo. You'll like it here.
  • Phuck Y.
    Breast milk is nice though.

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