Bready hell! Another reader livid with his loaf
In a turn of events we're callling ShitGate - a not only hysterical but nonsensical term - a second Bitterwallet reader has contacted us concerning a suspiciously brown substance found in a loaf of Hovis:
We don't now whether the substance is actually excrement since neither Ben or our previous reader Darren have gone as far as tasting it - then again, if they could identify it by taste, you'd only wonder how.
Regardless, this is the third instance of foreign objects found in Premier Food products bought by our readers in the past month. Since Premier Foods seem reluctant to comment on the matter, it's over to you, the avid readers and enthusiastic home cooks. Could this be some congealed ingredient masquerading as an Eartha Kitt?