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• Smartphones: Not for making phonecalls on
• Take your Fruit Shoots back to the shop. They are dangerous.
• RBS, NatWest, Ulster Bank to fully reimburse all glitch-knacked customers
• Amazing scenes – you can now sell your downloaded games (pictured)
• Apple to launch small iPad in time for Christmas
• Ryanair & Co now being forced include payment fee in ticket price
• iPhone explodes in teenager’s pocket
• Carrier bag charges - coming to a shop near you?
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