Bitterwallet's ten of the best...

12 February 2012

whitney_houston RIP Whitney. We trust you enjoyed reading these stories as much as we enjoyed writing them before you left us....

* Dixons ready to get into the streaming video game

* Tesco shoppers huffed by man dying in aisle

* Are Amazon getting ready to open actual stores?

* Improve your credit rating (but not by skipping payments)

* TalkTalk activate parental control while hemorrhaging customers

* Big Switch aims for cheaper energy bills

* Either Wowcher or Shamballa isn’t dealing in the truth

* Ecotricity will make you feel sorry for fossil fuels

* Don’t get knocked up by a bailiff…

* Phones4U hope you’ll JUMP around in excitement at their new upgrade ploy

9 comments

  • William's s.
    "RIP Whitney. We trust you enjoyed ready these stories as much as we enjoyed writing them before you left us…." She would have been saddened by your lack of proof-reading.
  • Disgusted Y.
    I am disgusted.
  • Richard M.
    'RIP Whitney. We trust you enjoyed ready these stories as much as we enjoyed writing them before you left us….' What on earth is that all about then? Please concentrate on what you do best and not creating badly spelt comments - not clever.
  • zeddy
    If you had cosentrated on you're spelling instead of mocking witney, then may'be your articles wood be more intersting. Discustard.
  • Whitney H.
    Fuck you bitterwallet!
  • Whitney H.
    Fuck you too Whitney Houstin.
  • anne
    we were once late paying council tax bailifs came i set the dog on them big german shepard
  • IanH
    RIP Whitney. We trust you enjoyed ready these stories as much as we enjoyed writing them before you left us…. What a Twat. RIP Andy Dawson.
  • Dick
    Whitney is currently hiding in my basement after switching with a body double and faking her death for a quiet life. I can confirm she does like readying the stories. She says that she likes most of Andy Dawson's work, but thinks Mof Gimmers needs to try harder, but that he has more promise than Paul Smith ever did.

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