Bitterwallet's ten of the best
* Sick of your Christmas presents? Don’t flush them down the loo, eh?
* All hail the Steve Jobs action figure!
* PayPal order destruction of WWII violin
* Get this – Microsoft accuse Comet of flogging pirated software
* 51 years service and they give you THIS?
* The Worst Company In Britain 2011 is… TalkTalk
* Pepsi claim that Mountain Dew dissolves dead mice
* All hail the Dark Vador burger – or perhaps not
* UK malls quietly start tracking you through your mobile