Bitterwallet's Christmas List: the Puff Daddy jumper TV

In the name of all that is wretched and unholy – humankind has now reached a stage where it appears to be acceptable for us to go around with little TV screens embedded in our jumpers. No, really.

OBVIOUSLY, we’ve got Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Sean John to blame for this fresh atrocity, as it comes from his own fashion label. There’s a 2.8” OLED display that can play customised downloaded video content for up to ten hours.

Says P/Puff/Sean/one of his spokesfolks: ‘Wearable electronics is the next big thing – it’s a game changer. Just think of all the attention you'll get at the clubs!’

Someone make it stop.


  • LancerVancer
    What sizes do they come in? I bet the XXXXL has a42' LCD strapped to the side of it! Only slightly better than the jumper my nan still knits me every year. Flex wit da herb.
  • Idi A.
    Horrible jumper with a (fake) screen you can't even see yourself? Great thinking Puff/P/Sean.
  • badger
    Are they only for people of colour?
  • Seymour
    The only thing I see this working for is teletubby fancy dress costumes..
  • Sicknote
    More exclusively sub-Saharan fashion
  • Spencer
    for those of 'non colour'? don't worry the Japanese are working on a new technology... this won't have I a tiny screen sewn into the arm of an African American style sweater.... the whole garment IS the tv. you are the screen... take that puff Sean diddy...

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