Bitterwallet's Christmas List: the coyote hat
You thought humans didn’t do this sort of thing any more, didn’t you? Well it seems that they do. Say ‘erm, hello, I suppose’ to the Coyote Fur Mountain Man hat.
Not only wil it make the wearer look like one of the biggest pricks that has ever walked the earth, it’s actually made from full fur Coyote pelt, with face, tail and all four legs (it says here). Delightful.
Not bad for just £186, eh? Wonder if you get its innards free in a carrier bag as well…?