Bitterwallet’s Christmas List: No. 9 – The speaking piano

Woah. Watching this has just brought all late-Friday industry in Bitterwallet HQ to a horrible halt. The week is now officially over – we need a stiff drink.

This computer-controlled mechanical piano sounds like how we imagine German electro boffins Kraftwerk would have sounded if they’d existed in the solely-analogue age.

Hey, if it gives Stephen Hawking the chance to fulfil his life’s ambition and finally get on The X-Factor, it can’t be a bad thing can it?

[Robert Popper]


  • pete d.
  • Nick
  • Bogey
    Say it again, Sam.
  • cutthroat_jake
    Impressive, but for a more interactive experience, try the Tourettaphone at...... WARNING: Offensive language will ensue. CJ
  • John J.
    I play a real baby grand, and that's all of that jazz!

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