Bitterwallet's Christmas List: No. 8 - The Pet Emergency Evacuation Jacket
There’s nothing worse than an untrained animal during an emergency. On one hand, you, the human, is trying to evacuate everyone from a potential disaster scene, while on the other, your bloody dog is going apeshit, jumping around and trying to bite everyone.
Now you can rest easy when your curtains catch fire or your gas boiler blows up – that’s because your pet can be safely and comfortably removed from the scene of carnage inside a Pet Emergency Evacuation Jacket.
It’s a flame-retardant suit that will protect your skittish animal from heat and its carrying handle represents an enormous boon (and we’re always on the lookout for enormous boons.)
When it all goes tits-up, grab your mutt or pussy, shove it inside the jacket, velcro it up and get the hell out of the there. Then, once your pet is safe and secure, go back in and rescue the rest of your family. Only £315 delivered. Hot hot hot!