Bitterwallet's Christmas List: No 19 - The INFLU mask

Screen shot 2009-11-30 at 22.42.58 Look, Christmas is coming up and we’re looking forward to a few days off spent semi-conscious in front of the telly, gorging on sweets and Baileys and not having to worry about whether or not the whole beautiful, gluttonous experience is going to be knackered by the onset of The Swine Flu.

So we’ll be needing a bunch of these and we’ll be needing them in the next ten days, fortnight tops. They’re called INFLU masks and they’re designed to help you contract The Swine Flu so that you can get on with having it, get over it and get on with the festive celebrations.

It works with the help of a built-in, battery-operated fan that “increases the intake of viruses in ambient air through the respiratory system.” Get in there – no fannying about with antiseptic wipes or dodging out of the way whenever someone in the vicinity sneezes.

influOther than visiting London and licking every door handle you see, you’re not going to have a better chance of getting The Swine Flu out of the way pre-Christmas than with one of these.

Check out the rest of our Christmas list here and decide amongst yourselves what you'll be buying us...

[via Gizmodo]

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