Bitterwallet - the talk of London this Christmas!*
Let's be honest, you're not going to read a word of this. With any luck your brain is still bleeding after drinking all the booze in the world last night, and you've more to come this afternoon. That means we can publish any old bollocks and you won't care. For example, we could take a blurry photograph of a newspaper and pretend it's a story - that's how little of a shit you give today.
So here you go - the Evening Standard covering our story about Ben & Jerry's confusing themselves over whether their ice cream is vegetarian or not. Now go to the pub, will you? It's what Jesus would want.
* grossly over-exaggerated statement for the sake of a good headline