Bitterwallet needs a new Senior Editor! Is that you?
Contrary to popular belief, there's a crack team of writers at Bitterwallet HQ - a small-but-dedicated bunch of hearty souls who like nothing else than to sniff out consumer-related stories. Alas, one of the team is leaving. Some say he will be slowly poisoned with strychnine and his body dumped in a lay-by near Barnard Castle. Others say he won't be so lucky.
That person is me.
That's why we need a new senior editor, preferably a good one this time, to steer the good shop Bitterwallet through the choppy seas of consumer news. You'll work with the other editors and be responsible for a small team of freelancers, as well as keeping an eye out for new writing talent. Ludicrous ideas for competitions and promotions? You'll need some of them too.
You'll also be responsible for writing posts and you'll need to pen original journalism that makes a real difference to consumers. You won't be afraid to challenge PR people over the phone or keep chasing a story to the bitter (heh) end. You'll probably have to piss and moan at the broadsheets when they steal your stories. I can provide a list.
Work from home bollock-naked if you like. See if we care. I do. And you'll get paid for it too. Interested? Sure you are. Send your CV and any recent examples of your writing to firstname.lastname@example.org. The closing date is this Friday, 5th August. Be seeing you.