Bitterwallet Money Quotes: say whaaat?
This type of fraud is a despicable crime that is costing UK victims huge sums of money every year, many of whom are elderly or vulnerable, and causing emotional and financial harm to them and their families." -Home Secretary Jacqui Smith on Nigerian scams, 2 years before paying for hubby's porn with taxpayer's money along with a 'scandalous' £150,000 worth of purchases for her second home.
"As with anything you want to buy, you have got to pay a lot of money. These things don't come cheap and rightly so." -Simon Cowell, announing plans for Grease show.
"I am investing in a company that has patented wallet technology that will deodorise currency. That way people won't have to deal with money that smells funny" - Moby
"Whoever said money can't bu happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek
"I can't take HIS money...I can't print MY OWN money... I have to work for money, why dont I just lay down and die?" -Homer Simpson
"It very much depends. You should have asked me that question 30 years ago. Now definitely making money is my priority." - Alan Sugar, on his thoughts on whether he agreed with UK Apprentice contestant who said "making money is better than sex."
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