Bitterwallet Money Quotes: say whaaat?

This type of fraud is a despicable crime that is costing UK victims huge sums of money every year, many of whom are elderly or vulnerable, and causing emotional and financial harm to them and their families." -Home Secretary Jacqui Smith on Nigerian scams, 2 years before paying for hubby's porn with taxpayer's money along with a 'scandalous' £150,000 worth of purchases for her second home.

"As with anything you want to buy, you have got to pay a lot of money. These things don't come cheap and rightly so." -Simon Cowell, announing plans for Grease show.

"I am investing in a company that has patented wallet technology that will deodorise currency. That way people won't have to deal with money that smells funny" - Moby

"Whoever said money can't bu happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek

"I can't take HIS money...I can't print MY OWN money... I have to work for money, why dont I just lay down and die?" -Homer Simpson

"It very much depends. You should have asked me that question 30 years ago. Now definitely making money is my priority." - Alan Sugar, on his thoughts on whether he agreed with UK Apprentice contestant who said "making money is better than sex."

Got any good money quotes? Submit your best ones below and we'll include the very best in next week's money quotes!


  • Mike H.
    "Get you money for nothing and your chicks for free" Dire Straits, The - Money for nothing "Money... It's a drag" Pink Floyd, The - Money "Money, Money, Money" AbbA - Money
  • Darren W.
    Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. Donald Trump
  • barneydog
    Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it Anon Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. Anon When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. Voltaire
  • Anna
    Text is small and hard to read!
  • Fayshun
    Money doesn't buy happiness, just a better class of misery.
  • The B.
    "Show me the money, show me the money" - Tom Cruise in a bank because he's so short he can't see over the counter. “Now that’s what I call a money shot” – Debbie does Deptford.
  • Darren W.
    THE REAL BOB has to be the winner with "now thats what I call a money shot"
  • Anon
    Capitalism, simply put, is where the poor are an asset to the rich, and the rich are a liability to the poor.

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