Baseball bats - now sex toys according to Amazon

18 March 2014

Berlin. It's the home of baseball isn't it. It isn't?

Well, according to German Amazon.de listings for 'Bondage Fetish Mega Dildos', they've certainly found a home for baseball. Or at least the Basballschlägel (baseball bat - German Ed) any road. And that home is up the arse.

baseball bat dildo

For 25.95 Euros, you can get The Berlin Slugger, or perhaps the more hygienic among you may prefer the aluminium elegance of The Weisendorf Wanger for 34.95 Euros. Oooh! Choices!

The company listed as the supplier of these items is called FEIHOFF Sarl, and a brief gander at their other wares suggest various levels of unsavouriness, such as the sex toys based on dogs, horses, and, um, whales.

Whatever next, eh? (Actually don't answer that, we're scared). Now, a singalong if you know the words!

Nimm mich mit zum Ballspiel! Nehmen Sie mich mit der Menge! 
Kaufen Sie mir ein paar Erdnüsse und Crackerjacks!
Es ist mir egal, wenn ich nie wieder!
Lassen Sie mich root! root! root!
Für die Heimmannschaft! Wenn sie nicht gewinnen, es ist eine Schande,
Aahh, Denn es ist eines, zwei, drei Treffer sind Sie aus
An der alten Ballspiel!

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