Attention Shoreditch! Now you can make your bikes sound like horses!

Ever looked at your stupid old bike and wished it was a cool, clip-cloppy horse? Yeah, us too. But bikes are easy to maintain, while horses are just glassy-eyed dinosaurs that need to be fed and brushed – and unlike bikes, they shit everywhere.

Well now you can have the best of both worlds with this jaw-dropping invention, Trotify. It’s a wooden accessory, based on the coconut shell horse noise method that was made popular in Monty Python And The Holy Grail. Pre-order now, and once they’ve got 1,000 orders, the manufacturing process will begin. £19.99 plus p&p.


  • badger
    I'd like to ride her.
  • zeddy
    Do you think he's hung like a horse?
  • Expendable B.
    Dumb shit for hipsters. Kill everyone who is middle-class, for the good of society.
  • Larnden
    Andy, press CHECK FOR UPDATES on your 'Stereotypes of London' app. The hipsters are all in Dalston/London Fields these days. Shoreditch is full of loud-mouthed media types between 35-45, like ... um ...

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