Attention Shoreditch! Now you can make your bikes sound like horses!
Ever looked at your stupid old bike and wished it was a cool, clip-cloppy horse? Yeah, us too. But bikes are easy to maintain, while horses are just glassy-eyed dinosaurs that need to be fed and brushed – and unlike bikes, they shit everywhere.
Well now you can have the best of both worlds with this jaw-dropping invention, Trotify. It’s a wooden accessory, based on the coconut shell horse noise method that was made popular in Monty Python And The Holy Grail. Pre-order now, and once they’ve got 1,000 orders, the manufacturing process will begin. £19.99 plus p&p.