Are parentheses kebabs really the best?

5 July 2011

Bitterwallet - The Best Kebab

While Bitterwallet is unlikely to be win any awards for its use of grammar, we like to think we could do better than this - even if we were so pissed as to actually consider eating in this establishment.

And that's the only headline you'll ever see with parentheses in it. Fact.

[TwitPic] via @davebirss


  • P.Arathis
    (what's?) the problem)
  • Darren
  • spence91
    This is on Old Street, and it's a damn fine establishment.
  • Havishamone
    (wtf) is dis real?)
  • The B.
    Syntax error on line 1.
  • smashingnicey
    say it quietly... (they are)
  • klingelton
    encapsulated T-String
  • Nerd
    I wouldn't even complie, it's missing it's closing parentheses.
  • br04dyz
    you're assuming the shop to the left of it isn't called "WE HAVE ("
  • The ;.
    Thank you for Free promotion Whole of the Bitterwallet team is invited for free food. Please print the page and bring with you ... Thanks, Manager (Illegal Immigrant) (THE) Best Kebab ;)
  • che v.
    thats imigrunts for you!
  • Doner S.
    They're not parentheses. They're obviously depictions of elephant knee joints - the source of the delicious kebab meat itself. Yummmm!
  • Dick,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1437&bih=752&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl If it is the same one as here (both No. 118), then they have done a good job tarting it up, even with the dodgy parentheses.
  • Dick
    This one.,-0.090637&spn=0.008638,0.022659&sll=51.526408,-0.082505&sspn=0.008637,0.022659&z=16&layer=c&cbll=51.524941,-0.092814&panoid=r6Hs86SQKt6O5OFgvQ3gNQ&cbp=12,173.83,,0,0
  • Dick
    Type 118 Old Street to get the correct view.
  • akis
    ohhhh, you mean brackets ;)
  • maxtweenie
    This is my favourite food establishment along Old Street, and is second only to the Thai stall at the top of Whitecross Street. The Google Street View pic is before they did it up, so it's at least a couple of years old.
  • tin
    Of course, best TURKISH kebab at 233 old street, is right next door to fuckoff chicken.,-0.086043&sspn=0.000792,0.002064&t=h&z=20&layer=c&cbll=51.525977,-0.086043&panoid=sLVF_pRLfGn-LWDukcsF2w&cbp=12,328.98,,0,5.91

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