In the shops now! - Apple's lesbian blunder and sale FAIL
The Bitterwallet team were as happy as wanking chimps this morning - iTunes has a sale on! So what if it's more expensive than anywhere else, it's Apple, innit. Have a look! Choose from 99 albums for under £5!
Bargain! Sort of. At least until you realise, like avid Bitterwallet reader David, that a third of them are all over £5:
If this isn't incontrovertible proof that Apple are too busy preparing to launch a tablet device next month, then frankly we don't know what is. And while we're with the iTunes Store, you might have been downloading the freebies from Apple's 12 Days Of Christmas promotion. You might expect the offerings to be at least family friendly - after all, it's reasonable to assume plenty of kids received an iPod for Christmas. We're fairly sure Apple had several thousand options for downloading, but instead they've plumped for:
Lesbian Vampire Killers, rated 15. Explain that one away to your 10-year-old daughter later today. Spotted any digit dyslexia or marketing mishaps for yourself? Send them to email@example.com.