"Anything To Declare?" - "Yes, I'm A Complete Idiot; Please Bum-Search Me At Once"
When asked, “Did you pack your own bag today?” do you invariably reply, “No, it was packed for me by a bearded, brown-skinned man who was wearing a large, ticking jacket” before chortling to yourself as the burly officer pulls on his special gloves?
In short, are you a complete and utter tit? If so, you might enjoy this range of controversial suitcases, each with the shape of a dangerous weapon moulded into their exterior.
Take one into an airport and you might think you’re being arch and cool, but you’re EXACTLY the kind of knobhead who the authorities enjoy making an example of. Go on, do it if you don’t believe us.