All smiles for the all-in-one teeth-cleaning fiesta!
Here at Bitterwallet, we’ve all given up on cleaning our teeth years ago. The laborious process of locating the toothpaste and putting it on the brush was proving to be too time-consuming. As a result, we’ve all now got smiles that would make Shane McGowan wince and turn to the drink, but we get a lot more done with the time we save each day.
It may be too late for our wretched fizzogs but a Korean company has pioneered an electric toothbrush that also holds a copious amount of toothpaste within itself. A simple idea, but seemingly one that no one else has made work yet.
The UniBrush (as it is called) holds as much as two weeks worth of toothpaste within its handle, making it perfect for people who are travelling, or just bone-idle wasters like ourselves. Plus, you can pump the paste out into the bristled area while you are brushing, making for a more evenly-distributed toothpastular experience. It's near-genius although it's not a sausage with the ketchup already inside it. That WOULD be genius. We can but dream.
Right, underneath is a comment box where selected smart arses tell us how they’ve been selling these in Tesco since 1987. Come on then you bastards.