All hail the picnic table jeans!
There’s no denying that we all like an impromptu picnic now and again, but you never know when the urge will strike to just sit down and chomp away on some jam sandwiches, pickled onions and Monster Munch. It’s certainly a bind having to lug a picnic table or rug around with you wherever you go.)
NO MORE! Say a big hello to the Pic Nic Pants – they’re trousers but not as we know them. While you’re walking around, they look like (fairly) ordinary jeans, albeit with a bit of cloth hanging down. But plonk yourself down somewhere and hey presto – you’ve got a portable picnic table right in front of you!
There’s even a handy little side pocket, in which you can keep cutlery – or a Taser, to be deployed whenever passers-by take the piss out of you (which, let’s face it, will be ALL THE TIME).