All hail the penis-daubed leggings

23 May 2012

Looking to break the ice at an upcoming party or merely not get that job that you’ve somehow wound up at an interview for? You might want to step out in a pair of these then…

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Sure they LOOK like a standard pair of jazzy, snazzy leggings from afar but get a bit closer and you’ll realise that they’re covered in scores of tiny pictures of penises (or penii, or whatever the plural is).

They’ve been knocked up by brilliantly-named Dutch designer Bas Kosters and they’ll only set you back £75 a pair. A small price to pay for looking like a complete cock – or rather hundreds of cocks…

[Huh]

18 comments

  • Mike H.
    1st post bitches?
  • Mike H.
    Your mum, she's dead blah blah blah, Which! Scrot,s all that jazz. Mike Hock has a funny rash yada.. yadah... yadah
  • Graham
    Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhggghhhhhhh!! PENIS PENIS PENIS I see penises!
  • vibeone
    You make it too easy Andy. My penis has been all over Mike Hock's mum's leggings.
  • vibeone
    Sorry Mike, you've really rattle my cage now if you *know* *what* *I* *mean*
  • Graham
    And there are two more penises still fighting! Get a room boys!
  • grame
    Sorry, can't see the penis... no wait! no, can't see it.
  • Mike H.
    Actually, if you cross your eyes then the penis leggings are in 3D
  • vibeone
    My cage is rattling....... Leeroy must be doing Mike Hock's mum again upstairs.
  • The B.
    "you’ve really rattle my cage" I don't, what does it mean? Did you mean rattled?
  • Mike H.
    Hey Bob! Or is it vibeone?
  • The B.
    No mate, nothing to do with me.
  • The B.
    As in, yes it's The Real Me, very rarely do I spell and punctuate that badly.
  • vibeone
    You can tell fake vibeone above because he highlighted the wrong words, not that I give a shit about spelling and all that jazz anyway - I'm too busy getting stuck up Mike's mum.
  • The B.
    Can you get on with it and stop wittering on about it then please, no one cares.
  • vibeone
    Mike cares - his *cage* has *rattled*
  • Mike H.
    It takes him a while, Bob. She's getting bored of waiting.
  • vibeone
    you.re mum, mike!

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