All hail... the new Cliff Richard calendar!

Yes, it's that time of year again - the Cliff Richard 2013 calendar is in the shops, and the good news is that the 71-year-old heartthrob's chest is on full display on the cover again. Here you go...


After a couple of years of 'shirt on' covers, it's a welcome reminder of 2010's magnificent 'string vest' effort...


Get your orders in... possibly after you've had a 'lie down'.


  • Idi A.
    I do wish he'd just fuck off.
  • Angry S.
    Gay icon; closet dweller.
  • chansm
    Is he another one in Gary Glitters gang, along with Sir Saville?
  • Andy D.
    That, is sexy.
  • bobinio
    To be fair I wish I looked that good when I was 71. I would...
  • sameoldshite
    'All Hail....' sure like to use this line at Bitterwallet
  • jw
  • Studley
    Blatant disregard for fastenings of flotation jacket. Confirmed cunt.
  • badger
    Self-obsessed gay orange god-botherer. Have some dignity and retire.
  • Zeddy
    He looks like the Hoff's dad.
  • Sicknote
    Dammit, he's not gay alright and Jimmy Saville never fucked about with kiddies
  • Studley
    Also the tooth fairy is real, OKAY?
  • Sweaty L.
    Wow, i would. Shame about the allegations... of steroids.
  • Annette
    He looks very good and at that age.... wow. He is allso funny, glad and very nice so i dont know why you dont like him... envy maby.

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