All hail... the horizontal shower!
Here’s one of those things that makes you look, then look again and then wonder why it isn’t an INTEGRAL PART OF ALL OF OUR EVERYDAY LIVES FOR GOD’S SAKE.
Yes, it’s the horizontal shower, and instantly removes all of that complicated ‘standing up’ stuff from your daily shower. Hell, you probably wouldn’t even have to bother waking up if you didn’t feel like it.
This was revealed to a world that didn’t even realise it was missing it at a trade show in Basel, Switzerland a few weeks and boasts an Ambience Tuning Technique system. We don’t know what that it, but it sounds better than a dial that goes up to nine.
There’s no word on when, how or why this will become available to the general public but we’re saving up for one for BW HQ right now. Below is the comments box where one or two smart arses will tell us that this sort of thing has been widely available since the 1940s. Yes 'The Real Bob', we're looking at you....