All hail the coming of the Lip Window!
To make things worse, the view isn’t up to much - the only chance you get to see the outside world is when your owner/controller is talking, smiling or gawping, and even then the teeth’s glimpse of the outside world is fairly fleeting.
If you really cared about your teeth, you’d be investing in a little window for them so that they can keep abreast of events in the outside world.
Until now, this has been impossible, but 2010 is all the realisation of dreams and science has given us… the Lip Window!
Don’t all puke at once eh readers?