Al Fayed flogs Harrods for £1.5 billion - Diana responds!
Al Fayed has been most famous in recent years as the owner of Fulham FC and for his unrelenting belief that his son Dodi and Princess Diana were murdered in Paris in 1997.
Bitterwallet contacted the ghost of Princess Diana via her Twitter account for her exclusive reaction to the news. She told us:
“I’m literally over the moon. This news might mean that old liver chops is finally going to retire and stop banging on about what happened on that mental night in Paris. There was no murder, no conspiracy – I was hammered and someone said something about Super Mario Kart and then bang, that was it. Game over.
I hope the new owners are going to pull down that shrine of me and Dodi that they’ve got in there as well. It’s a shit heap and an unauthorised one at that. If you really want to pay your respects, get yourself along to my official memorial fountain today. I’ve hidden a signed copy of the Candle In The Wind CD somewhere in there. Finders keepers for the first one who spots it.
Tell you what, I’ll even knock 15% off anything with my face on it in any of them tourist souvenir tat shops in London this weekend. Just quote ‘dead princess’ at the till and they’ll knock the money off for you. Sweet.”
We were unable to get a response from Mohammed Al Fayed because he doesn’t appear to be on Twitter.