A gloriously gross canned goods parade. Includes Fiddleheads.

Remind us, have we done unusual canned foodstuffs and drinkstuffs before? Ah yes, of course, there was the whole chicken in a can wasn’t there? But apart from that, it’s not an area that we’ve dwelled upon for too long. Oh, apart from the 14 worst soft drinks ever.

So anyhoo, here’s a selection of grotesque canned goods as chosen by the geniuses at Now That’s Nifty. Anyone for Fiddleheads? Fish Assholes? Bird’s Nest Drink? Cheeseburger In A Can?

No? Maybe later, eh?


  • > H.
    There's that word again Andy, 'Niffty' I feel my body filling with facial shape altering rage, I think I need some fish assholes to accompany my burger in a fucking can, to quell the overwhelming anger, mmmm, tasty, nom nom nom... etc. etc...
  • Andy D.
    Not my choice this time. Merely the name of the source. And why do you keep misspelling it?
  • TeflonMan
    Have I mentioned the wonderful "Vergina" beer, readily available from supermarkets in Greece, on a previous occasion?
  • Tom P.
    mmmm, cheese burger in a can...i'll have to put the diet on hold http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5eEX0QVh7dA/SZ4vJKm-k3I/AAAAAAAAEZ4/qqDiALoNJZ4/s400/ss-fat-guy.jpg
  • > H.
    If I spell niffty properly, I have to destroy my keyboard, in a sort of Bruce Banner stylee.
  • The B.
    I knew I'd seen the cheeseburger in a can before, the Onion reviewed it: http://www.avclub.com/articles/taste-test-cheeseburger-in-a-can,2183/
  • Tino
    the bird's nest drink is a delicacy - one of my friends became a multimillionaire selling them! They are about $ 2000/pounds - raw.
  • Amanda H.
    Fish Assholes? Fish. Assholes. Assholes, of Fish? Do fish even have assholes? Exsqueeze me?
  • dan
    Food Network Humor has a disturbing list of the 45 grossest canned foods on the planet. Better than that other list IMHO. http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/unusual-canned-foods-from-around-the-world-45-pics/ (also - the 15 grossest foods on the planet: http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/disgusting-foods-from-around-the-world/

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