Put A Rocket Up Gift-Wrapping Drudgery
People, it’s Christmas Eve! Jesus! Have you even wrapped ANY presents at all yet? No, me neither.
Now you can save valuable time AND enjoy the thrill of deploying a half-arsed firearm with the Christmas Cannon. It’s a far more personal alternative to boring old wrapping paper – and you could probably tweak it to fire sausages into your gob once the festive season is over.