27 televisions and nothing to watch. Not anymore, anyway.
Sometimes it just takes one brave soul to show us the way. This gallant hero rallied against consumerism, by picking up a baseball bat in the sports section of his local Walmart, then tootling across to the entertainment section and smashing hell out of twenty seven televisions:
"We need to stop him. You go first." "Screw off, you go first." "He's got a baseball bat." "I know." "Let's just watch, then."