16 automatic letter generators for the terminally lazy

28 January 2009

The world is rammed to the rim with ways of simplifying our everyday activities, but there are always some folk who want to do less. There are even machines in hospitals to help lazy people to breathe. Where will this madness end?

If you struggle to bat an eyelid without requiring a lie down, then firing up the brain to write a letter will probably kill you. So take advantage of the super-information/pornography highway we call the internet, and let the automatons do it for you.

If you find any more sites that do similar, don't forget to pop them in the comments. Bless you, my flock:

Financial letter generators

The ying of the love letter generator and the yang of the hate letter generator

Resignation letter generator

Phorm complaint generator - creates a personalised letter about Phorm for your MP

Job reference letter generator

Automatic complaint-letter generator

Dear John break-up letter

Yahoo resignation letter generator

Yet another letter generator for dumping your partner

Warning sign generator

Super-Dooper, No-Nonsense, Love-o-Matic Love letter generator

Santa Claus letter generator

Yet another break-up letter generator - in case they haven't got the message after the first two

Valentine's Day letter generator

The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator

4 comments

  • Anon
    so funny! Thanks
  • cure h.
    Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a 40 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is totally off topic but I had to share it with someone!
  • Ethyl C.
    You existing a provocative argument! Excellent career with this particular blog
  • jagananth p.
    i am jagannath kumar pramanik pcbl in production department, so i am infrom to you that sir, i am giving resignation latter a & i got the better opportunity aur my last woring of pcbl on date 07-08-13 so, kindly please reliving on before date

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