Welcome to the stupidest double yellow lines in Britain!
Over in Swindon, simpleton council workers painted double yellow lines along a four feet wide alleyway that is far too skinny to be driven down by a car. With just 13 inches of space between the lines, residents were baffled as to why they appeared along the narrow 60ft long path.
Swindon Borough Council pointed the finger of blame at contractors, adding that they'd probably forgotten "just how big cars actually are".
A spokesperson for Swindon Borough Council said: "It seems that our contractors forgot just how big cars actually are when they painted this one. We will be taking it up with them."