Let Homer Simpson be your sat nav co-pilot

If you’re a TomTom sat nav user who has gotten bored with the voice that guides you here there and everywhere and are looking for something new, you might have come to the right place.

How do you fancy being directed and cajoled along your route by a hysterical, pig-ignorant but ultimately loveable idiot from one of America’s most famous families? No, it isn’t George W. Bush, but Homer Simpson, and his voice is now available for you to download from the TomTom website, along with voice samples. Apparently, quotes from the great man will include: "Take the third right. We might find an ice cream truck! Mmm…ice cream."

Crappy unofficial versions of Homer and practically every other notable celeb are out there on the net if you know where to look, but this one (which will cost you £7.95 by the way) is your actual, genuine Homer, as voiced by the mighty Dan Castellaneta.

Of course, there’s every chance that you’ll end up nose-down in a ditch or be directed into a burning fireworks factory, but hey, that’s all part of Homer’s charm. Woo hoo!

[Pocket Lint]


  • MinstrelMan
    if you take a wrong turn do he shout "D'oh!" rather than the ever so fuckin patronising "make a u-turn where possible" from that droney voice bint (we're still talkin sat nav and not wife here)
  • acecatcher3
    one day andy will reply to one of my comments :( ur wife doesnt have a droney voice minstrel...she said she could do with a satnav tho coz it takes an age for u to direct her to ur cock. love me xx
  • bawbag
    excellent imput acecather3, this website really benefits from your contributions.
  • Francis R.
    She knows the way round to my house ace. ;)
  • MinstrelMan
    teach her how to clean while shes round there. lol @ ace....... wut?
  • acecatcher3
    lol mike get rid of that name. im sorry mm it just came into my head and i had to type it :( andy will u ever reply to me xxxxxx
  • Andy D.
    Probably not. Shit, I just did.
  • acecatcher3
    ye boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! now im after a response from vince wong and maybe ask for his signature....i think gettin pauk nikkel to respond to me could be tricky. thanks andy
  • Mr S.
    God, that would drive me mad in my car.

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