Company offers pointless £100k car wash
Paul Wilkins, the git who runs and owns the company, is aiming to attract high-profile customers.
He said: "Well, for that price I will fly out to any location in the world. I'm usually dealing with serious car collectors who have temperature-controlled showrooms. We're not talking about cars which are parked up on the side of the road so I travel to wherever they are kept."
He added: "I might need to go over it hundreds of times to make sure it is 100% clear of any marks. Each job is so different but what I say is that, for the £100,000 price, I will work on the car for as long as it takes. I'm a perfectionist so sometimes it's taken me a few months before I'm happy to hand the keys back."
In other news, celebrities and people who own expensive cars continue to have their cars cleaned in the exact same manner they did previously.