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BP - you are responsible for your own spills

7 June 2010
By Mof Gimmers

Oh, the irony. BP want us to mop up after ourselves despite the fact they've got a pipe leaking so badly that it's like someone cut open a vein of shit. As an aside, does anyone know if Spongebob Squarepants is alright?

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13 comments

  • Codify
    You guys are soooo right! Because BP have an oil spill in the Gulf Coast, it should be OK for customers to spill oil all over petrol station forecourts. If they don't allow us to do this they are being hypocritical!!!11111 Come on Bitterwallet, give it to The Man and fight for the consumer's right to spill petrol. You can do it.
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  • Mike H.
    What a daft question, be a bit more mature Mof Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, which is nowhere near Argentina!
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  • james d.
    To be fair though they ARE taking responsibility
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  • The B.
    Mike, What's Argentina got to do with it? It's nowhere near the Gulf of Mexico/Caribbean sea.
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  • Nobby
    Yeah, and US companies clear up their mess. Like in Bhopal.
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  • Mike H.
    "Mike, What’s Argentina got to do with it? It’s nowhere near the Gulf of Mexico/Caribbean sea." That makes it even worse!
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  • Dirty F.
    Worst article ever.
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  • Rich
    you're not supposed to use your mobile phone at petrol stations. safety fail!
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  • Wonky H.
    @rich why? What's going to happen.
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  • Wonky H.
    Don't most petrol stations these days have mobile phone masts hidden in their price displays. Won't somebody think of the microwaves!
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  • Mike H.
    Water has the same resonant frequency as Microwaves, so only you Evian will boil Wonky, not your petrol.
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  • Klingelton
    check out mythbusters. they stated that it was propably static from getting in and out of your car that was triggering the explosion and not tiny electrical pulses generated by mobile phones.
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  • h2h 1.
    [...] Katy Perry is set to marry some dude named Russell Brand, who has something (nothing) to do with BP, but will be the reason the U-S-A beats England in soccer (yeah right). Anyway, he recently worked [...]
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